My name is… Wait; why am I telling you my name if you don't need to read this? Why are you reading this anyway? Didn't you read the title? Isn’t that enough? Wait a minute--I need to check the book of rules. I found it! And do you know what it said?? THAT YOU CAN´T READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!! You are breaking a lot of rules if you are reading this, But if you read the next paragraph I will have to kill you.
WHY ARE YOU READING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I just told you to stop reading! Can't you stop reading? Stop reading! Stop reading! Stop reading! Stop reading! Aaugh! I was out of breath! I needed to breathe ´cause of you making me angry. If you read one sentence more, you will not be able to stop reading to the end. I warned youuuuu!
The end, The end, The end, The end, The end, The end, The end, The end, The end. Ok I am exhausted! Stop reading! Please? --by Luana, grade 5
I couldn´t stop reading this. I like all the different uses of punctuation in this story. SVocale
ReplyDeleteConfession: I read this. So clever! Well done!
ReplyDeleteI promise next time I won´t read it!
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