Why Do We Need Zombies?

Actually, we don’t need or want zombies. They could be kind of useful to practice personal defense. But it’s very dangerous.

I know some of you don’t really want to know about zombies.

Okay, I’m gonna tell you the basic things about killing a zombie. First, grab a knife or a gun and grab it strong!  Second, shoot him or cut him. But, always remember it has to be in the brain. Third, is what i call “double tap“; always check if the Zombie is dead.

Here comes the second rule: when you are getting into a car, check the back seat! It could happen that a zombie was bitten inside the car.  

This is an important third rule: It is called “ Enjoy small things“. Do not waste too much ammo. When it is one zombie kill him with a knife, but if there are many, get a machine gun and start shooting from side to side.

The fourth rule is this:  always, when you go to a bathroom, check all the stalls! My grandma always said, “ Check all the stalls," until she was bitten by a zombie and given to the tigers in the zoo, because the virus had recently started and the zoo was open.

An amazing fifth rule is this: When you are in a big place and you are going to a room, LEAVE SIGNALS where you have been because if zombies follow you, you don’t know where to go.

TO BE CONTINUED...

      --by Nacho, Grade 5